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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Post by snail » Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:33 am

Wow, those are brilliant, really clever. Thanks Sazzled.


On a rather less brilliant note, here's one for Peecee:

A man walks into a pet shop and says "I want to buy a goldfish."
The shop-keeper says "Do you want an aquarium?"
The man says "I don't care what star sign it is."
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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Post by peecee » Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:17 am

Sazzled and Snail - stop it! I've had to turn my back on the boss, but he can still see my shoulders shaking with laughter... [-X :P
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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Post by dipsydoodlenoodle » Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:58 am

I like them all :)
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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Post by sazzled » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:18 pm

peecee wrote:Sazzled and Snail - stop it! I've had to turn my back on the boss, but he can still see my shoulders shaking with laughter... [-X :P


Hehe! Pretend you're cold! :wink:

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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Post by sazzled » Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:28 pm

Ah, I've just remembered 2 from school (These are old, I left school in 2002...how depressing!)

Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms!

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?
Coz someone threw a fridge at him

Thank you, and goodnight! =D>

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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Post by brfc » Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:11 pm

i saw this mushroom walking down the street laughing the other day he seemed a fungi :D (fun guy)

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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Post by Sunstreaker » Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:33 pm

i got a bad one;

what do you do if you see a space man,

park in it man!!!



what kind of bees make milk?

boobies!!!


ha ha ha ha ahhhhhhhh!!!

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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Post by HappyGoLucky » Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:04 pm

brfc wrote:i saw this mushroom walking down the street laughing the other day he seemed a fungi :D (fun guy)


=D> :P
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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Post by GemR » Fri Mar 19, 2010 4:58 pm

I wouldn't agree that this is the worst joke on the planet........infact..........it's my favourite.........

A horse walks into a bar...

...the barman says 'why the long face?'

See............that's funny right?!?!

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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Post by pink stripes » Thu May 06, 2010 11:47 pm

GemR wrote:I wouldn't agree that this is the worst joke on the planet........infact..........it's my favourite.........

A horse walks into a bar...

...the barman says 'why the long face?'

See............that's funny right?!?!



Awful yet I love it!

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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Post by kerrie24 » Fri May 07, 2010 9:05 am

Found this one on a penguin wrapper this morning...

What do penguins wear to the beach?
A beak-ini !

hahaha,get it?Maybe im just easy pleased :D

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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Post by pink stripes » Sun May 09, 2010 3:34 am

Very good Kerrie!

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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Post by Soundtracktoyour » Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:06 pm

I just burnt my fingers in boiling oil and screamed “OOH OOH AAH AAH” like a monkey. It was a chip pan, see.

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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Post by thewildchild » Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:33 pm

What happened to the passengers when a blue ship crashed into a red ship? They got marooned.

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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Post by snail » Tue Oct 06, 2015 8:02 pm

That's good :P

It's similar to the one about the man who stole a tin of red paint and a tin of blue paint from a shop. Police have warned not to approach him as he may be violet.
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